dude selling something on pawn stars: i was thinking 500 dollars
rick: ill give ya 5 bucks i aint going any higher
dude selling something on pawn stars: thats ridiculous… deal. *5 minutes later* well i didnt get what i wanted but im pretty happy with what i left with today
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?